Nashville - Day 4

Hello again from Music City,
 
Spent most of Sunday resting. I did however write the first song I've ever written in Nashville. Here it is, sorry no music yet.

There’s a Hole in My Bottle
(Where All the Beer Comes Out)
By Seth Turner 2004

Hey there bartender what you trying to do to me
I’m here most every night spending my hard-earned money
Tonight we’ve got a problem that makes me want to shout
There’s a hole in my bottle where all the beer comes out

I don’t know why I never noticed this before
You’d think with all the time and money I’ve spent walking through that door
I would’ve caught on quicker instead of having these doubts
About the holes in these bottles where all the beer comes out

Chorus

Yeah there ought to be some kind of warranty
That would protect good timing boys like me
I’ll get caught up listening to the band
That I won’t even notice it disappearing from my hand
And before I know it the damn things empty
So bartender please what can you do for me

Well that’s not very nice saying I’ve had one too many
Who asked you anyway this is not what I’d call helping
I’ve already got a brother who acts like a boy scout
So can we focus on the holes in the bottles where all the beer comes out

What’s with this bouncer who’s staring at the back of my head
And I don’t give a damn that he thinks I should just go to bed
Tell him to take his hands off me unless he’s looking for a bout
And let’s address the hole in my bottle where all the beer comes out

Chorus 2

Yeah there ought to be some kind of warranty
That would protect good timing boys like me
You ought to offer some sort of refund
If my beer disappears while I’m here having fun
Or at least replace it for free
So bartender please what can you do for me